10 Random Poker Quotes

"you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
im going to 2 out you to death
Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.