10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Fold and live to fold again