10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack