10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack