10 Random Poker Quotes

You have to piss with the dick you have
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
"In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson