10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]