10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "All-in, bitches!!!"