10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05