10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.