10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com