10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)