10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."