10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!