10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."