10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.