10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!