10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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