10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.