10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.