10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.