10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "No river, no fish."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown