10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fold and live to fold again
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)