10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--