10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.