10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson