10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave