10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."