10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson