10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is