10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.