10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)