10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"