10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"