10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament