10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson