10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.