10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.