10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Welcome to kicker school
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "All-in, bitches!!!"