10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.