10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician