10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.