10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986