10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger