10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003