10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.