10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Welcome to kicker school
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?