10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT