10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event