10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."