10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!